Guvnor Squat

When a man is able to pick up some girls over his shoulders, lift them up like a rag doll and is ready to give them a good time.

Did you just see that man who just picked up two fit girls, one on each shoulder and is ready to give them a good time.

That’s the guvnor squat

by The Curry Club December 1, 2025

jumby half-squat

a young white Labrador retriever.

I just bought a new jumby half-squat.

by hdawg028 January 4, 2010

Empty Packet squatting

Noun;

The act of leaving the last three crisps, the last doughnut, the last five mililitres of beer, simply to avoid putting the packet in the bin

Joe: Aww man these crisps have green mold on them!
Tom: Yeah I know dude, you've been empty packet squatting for like 2 weeks!

by kiillrz October 15, 2011

white boy squat

Signature white guy dance move. Typically used when dancing with a member of the opposite sex. As the partner moves close to a guy on the dancefloor he will tend to squat very low, with his groin somewhere in the region of her mid-thigh to kneecaps, and grind in her direction. It is appears to be highly uncomfortable and inefficient.

I tried to twerk this rump on his junk but he was "white boy squatting" and I wasn't trying to get that low in these heels. Way too much stress on the thighs.

by DoraWi August 11, 2017

ur daughter a squatter

Quite possibly one of the worst things to come out of a single person’s mouth.

Frank: Ur mom gay
Josh: ur grandpap a trap
Frank:(in pain) ur daughter a squatter
Josh: *slowly dissolves into nothing while hell blows up*

by KeemMaster69 May 14, 2018

Bubble and Squeak

Another way of saying Champagne.

"Let's open a bottle of bubble and squeak!"

by Rekt08 June 29, 2018

The Kvatum Squat

When you watch porn with your hands tied behind your back so you can diddle your own butthole.

Lyndsay was caught by the hotel maid doing The Kvatum Squat.

by Canadian Tuna December 19, 2018