THIS IS SOMETHING YOU CALL SOMEONE WHO YOU ETHER HATE OR LOVE.
-SOMEONE WHO IS UGLY AF AND DUMB AS SHIT
-MAY ONLY BE TYPED IN ALL CAPS
-SOMEONE WHO IS UGLY AF AND DUMB AS SHIT
-MAY ONLY BE TYPED IN ALL CAPS
by SHART MUFFIN November 19, 2019
Get the SHART MUFFIN mug.A device analog or digital that measures the power & stench of a shart, also keeps track of the intensity of itch around perianal area later
Bob: They installed a shart-o-meter in our office
Jimmy: Wow! really!
Bob: Yeah Adam sharts every so often, it becomes unbearable. So they wanted to conduct a study & collect more data about sharts. It's part of a research project. The goal is to use the data to develop an early warning system for an impending shart.
Jimmy: Wow! really!
Bob: Yeah Adam sharts every so often, it becomes unbearable. So they wanted to conduct a study & collect more data about sharts. It's part of a research project. The goal is to use the data to develop an early warning system for an impending shart.
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Samart is a gunda^1000, best nascar racist, professional simp for Ivanka Trump and Aishwarya. If you're reading this, its already too late he is coming for you.
by Broskitos November 24, 2021
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also used to mention cunts on discord server in india and islamic unit of pakistan and bangladesh
also used to mention cunts on discord server in india and islamic unit of pakistan and bangladesh
by Aatishbazi launda swag mei December 8, 2021
Get the saarthi mug.Another type of shart. (When one tries to fart and also shits.) This one has hit the cotton (your underwear.) The only way to recover is by breaking out to the bathroom and cleaning your shitty ass and throwing your shitty underwear in the tub.
Dude, I cotton sharted at her crib and shit all over myself! I just broke out and ran down the street cryin'!
by DJ SK1 "Spankamus Khan" March 21, 2010
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Get the sperm shart mug.A "jizz shart" is the after math of letting your partner finish inside you during anal. After anal sex, you will literally shart out the jizz.
Example: "Me and Eric had anal last night and he came in my ass. Shortly after, I kept jizz sharting."
Example: "Me and Eric had anal last night and he came in my ass. Shortly after, I kept jizz sharting."
"Me and Eric had anal last night and he came in my ass. Shortly after, I kept jizz sharting."
"I hate how after anal, you jizz shart."
"I hate how after anal, you jizz shart."
by dirtydan87 October 20, 2014
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