A man who bends over backwards to impress women, confesses his undying love.. then when rejected, cries in his car to metal and lights a dart.
by Ranuto March 03, 2021
by Edwardomazing August 13, 2020
the biggest simp of simps , often likes to make up stories and try to make himself look better so girls can be more attracted to them.
Boy 1 : Dude did you hear what he was just saying ?
Boy 2: Dude , I know he’s saying stuff he’s never done before and never will.
Boy 1: He’s such a Lerma Simp dude .
Boy 2: Dude , I know he’s saying stuff he’s never done before and never will.
Boy 1: He’s such a Lerma Simp dude .
by AJA October 31, 2019
A macho simp is a category of simping where a man objectifies himself and his sensibilities arbitrarily in favour of female hierarchy and gynocentricism by falsely feigning masculinity behind a short, easily-manipulated temper, a shoddy sense of hyper masculine chivalry and big sexualised muscles. In all his activities with women he cucks himself but averts the attention of it by presenting himself as a strong, manly man. He almost always subverts and compromises his own personal interests and sense of worth to either a wife, girlfriend, sister or group of women. He is generally a type of servant with sexy man muscles they cater to female sexual lists and other female sensibilities towards the male sex.
Joe: "Steve is a big guy, he could easily beat me up for sure. But he's still a simp, he's a macho simp. He's a total bitch when it comes to women. He just acts and looks tough to avoid being teased by the boys for being such a pussy"
by Spawnface November 17, 2021
You have a feeling that you like someone and you'll do anything for them and people will start calling you a simp but you don't care because your happy being a simp for drea- nevermind....Oh and it's not contagious-
by LeCanadianCoconut October 24, 2020
by Nene yashiro♥️ April 04, 2021
Basically what simps call smash or pass, but simp means you would do anything for them or you can pimp which means let someone else have them.