secret simp

Being friends with someone you secretly love but you'll never ever tell them? Lol

Yo bro that braids glasses guy is so in love with that girl but he calls her his best friend. He's a secret simp. What a legend.

by Mugiwara no Ichi April 5, 2021

Simp Supreme

A guy who would give up anything for some trash punani. Often disappears when drunk to go off and simp. Would even go as far as to miss a flight for a 1% chance at some worn out pussy.

Damn, that nigga Charles is Simp Supreme! He off in the wilderness simping again.

by the converse monster April 29, 2020

Billy the Simp

Absolute simp. Likes short midgets and pink haired gamer girls. Will do anything for the girl he's simping for, and will jump off a cliff just for toe pics. He loves nothing more than licking toes and underage midgets.

"Fuck me, Bill is such a simp, call him Billy the Simp"

by DontMakeMeLickYourNipples August 3, 2020

Hanako-simp

They are a beautiful happy person and they are one of the best people in the world UnU ♥️

Hanako-simp is a simp XD

by Nene yashiro♥️ April 4, 2021

Simp or pimp

Basically what simps call smash or pass, but simp means you would do anything for them or you can pimp which means let someone else have them.

Man 1: Simp or pimp Zendaya
Man 2: Sheesh I’m simping

Man 1: I am too

by anonymous June 25, 2021

Simp Syndrome

You have a feeling that you like someone and you'll do anything for them and people will start calling you a simp but you don't care because your happy being a simp for drea- nevermind....Oh and it's not contagious-

You simp you have the simp syndrome now.

by LeCanadianCoconut October 24, 2020

giga simp

A simp above all simps, a simp to many women... even ones who aren't. Hated by men, and also hated by women. Let's be real: it's creepy.

Person A (to a woman): Hi, here's a heart and a cookie.
Person A (to a woman, 2 minutes later): Hey, here's another heart and cookie.
Person B: The giga simp is back

by Friedrich der giga simp January 29, 2021