Milk Shoe

When an ugly guy that isn't very funny, nice, or interesting dates a much more attractive girl with a better personality than him.

Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe, that relationship was the greatest milk shoe of all time

by Bhadreshkumar Chetanbhai Patel March 13, 2019

Shoe

Something you put on your foot

Look a thingy to put on your foot. Yeah thats a shoe.

by Shoe 456 May 18, 2020

Thirty fifth shoe

The shoe thirty five year old people stuff up their ass when people tell them they are having a mid life crisis

John take out that thirty fifth shoe from your wife's ass

by Real value August 29, 2019

Goblin-shoes

Instead of saying ‘god bless you’ when someone sneezes, say ‘goblin-shoes’. Goblins are just as fairy tale like and made up as god is, so have a little fun when someone sneezes.

Somebody: *SNEEZE*
You: Goblin-shoes! (Instead of bless you or god bless you)

by Oakleigh’s January 16, 2022

shoe

Cap= lie

Shoe= truth

Naw that’s cap man
NO ITS SHOE!!

by Foodbaddie527 January 15, 2021

Shoes off

A geordie saying for feeling randy

I’m shoes off me

by Newcastleman123 November 28, 2021

Shoe-gazing

Obsessively shopping for shoes online that you know you will not buy. *but probably will buy*

“I went Shoe-Gazing on JustFab today and found the cutest boots”

by KrawTheBirdKing January 9, 2021