enlightened self-interest

getting high and having a wank

last night I engaged in enlightened self-interest

by gihjrkfscj May 15, 2016

Cell Phone Self Own

1) When your phone's autocorrect absolutely savages you.

2) When you are texting in bed and accidently drop your cellphone on your face.

"Yo, I want some dick

Some duck* ... Shit"

"Lmao, cell phone self own"

by F41R September 2, 2021

Self proclaimed broke boy

A crying little bitch who is weak asf and likes to suck pee pe

Self proclaimed broke boy is a little bitch
Self proclaimed broke boy likes little boys

by I hit it with your mom March 4, 2019

Self Wiped Male (SWM)

A male who purposely wipes himself for his girlfriend in order to use guilt as a means of manipulating her.

A male suffering from Self Wiped Male (SWM):
Boyfriend will not party or hangout with other male friends in areas in which females and males might interact in a physical way, so as to use this as a situation in which she feels guitly for him not having fun. In most situations the girl does the exact opposite and is the domanant one in the relationship.

by David Meller May 9, 2007

Check My Bad Self

East Anglian-
look at me my pasty-faced homo, i am on top of my game.

I win!!!!!!
Check my bad self

by Frank October 16, 2004

self-aggrandizing inflammation

A educated Idiot....

How morbid it is to be a human being in today’s age
Forgiveness has decayed
Enmity and arrogances has plagued the minds of the educated..

how smart they must seem to themselves
But yet how unreasonable educated people have grown to be
So smart but yet so incompetent
The world is full of self-aggrandizing inflammation
I must see the change that is needed
It is imperative that I return to the humble student that is oblivious

by Tiger Teeth December 4, 2009

Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus

The better alternative of Go commit die.

You - "Go commit die!"
Me - "Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus!"
You - ...
Me - "oof"

by oofwhy September 16, 2018