Pump and Dump

A couple that have kids and been together 10 plus years and have Sexual intercourse any chance they get that only lasts for 30 seconds. The majority of the time one or both are drunk and smoked a joint together.

Let’s go pump and dump backseat of the truck in 10 minutes baby... I’ll sneak out the back gate...

by C U Next Tuesday July 18, 2020

Lil Pump

a rainbow mop that thinks they can rap

i fucking lost brain cells listening to Lil Pumps new song

by jakeiscool69 August 2, 2020

pump about it

is when you get over excited over some event soon to happen

mike's party is going to be de best in history im so pump about it

by J.D.A.H. August 12, 2020

Lil Pump

If two unicorn cousins fucked each other and gave birth to a baby with a bunch of birth defects. He became famous by saying Gucci Gang for 2 minutes but now is losing popularity. Usually listened to by a bunch of confused middle schoolers.

Kid 1: ooooh shiit did you hear Lil Pump's new fucking song?

Kid 2: ah shit, it was fucking dope. ESKEEEEIIITT

by `1234567890oiuy54321` August 19, 2020

Biovascular pump

The word given when someone just got absolutely pranked by some cool guy called Jacob

Ruby: "whats a biovascular pump?"
Jacob: *posts this website link* "get absolutely dunked on"

by Absolute Dunkster September 10, 2020

Muffin Pump

Eating a muffin before a workout. This gives the individual carbohydrates for the lift. Thus making them be able to lift max weight to impress all the young dames at the gym

Joe: Kevin you hitting legs today?

Kevin: Nah bro, all arms everyday but I ate a muffin so I can get that muffin pump in.
Joe: Sounds good bruh me too, let’s hit arms again.

by TheMuffinPump.com October 22, 2020

Pump and dump

The act of defecating after having intercourse.

"What is it about good sex that makes you want to shit? Must be all that pumping... pump and dump... "

by Justinsideyou October 19, 2020