Pre Nut Wisdom

Certain men have a c-tier version of post nut clarity at all times called pre nut wisdom allowing them to make smarter decisions, not completely informed by their dick

John: I thought you liked that girl
Steve: Nah, my pre nut wisdom allowed me to see that walking disaster from a mile away
John: damn bro

by EseptioFTW April 24, 2021

Pre-booked

When telling a story about an event in your life to a group or individual only to find out that they already knew about it because of Facebook.

I got pre-booked all day when I told people about the baby.

by Forstue Berek Ondwith November 26, 2010

Pre-course

What's worser? A pre-course is no real course in a meal buffet, it's tantamount to Prince William's marriage to Kate Middleton.

You don't get the main course and the dessert and the hors devours because you did a pre-course, and by now she's devoured other men's' dicks and balls at Disney.

by Nelly's On Fire October 4, 2020

Pre-hoarder

A collector that orders things in advance to ensure they are one of the first to recieve to add to their collection

Danny always pre-hoarders the newest cell phone gadgets.

by InitialDYee March 5, 2024

Pre-Unload

When you have a date with REALLY hot chick and you want to have more staying power.

Me: I've got a date with Rebeeca tonight

Friend: You better pre-unload. She's so hot I shoot my wad in 5 minutes just thinking about her!

by 1ezlife October 2, 2010

Pre-Naptual Agreement

The agreement you have with your significant other that you will do what they want after you have your nap. Breach of the pre-Naptual agreement results in a forfeit e.g. food or bedroom related fun stuffs.

"Dave broke our pre-naptual agreement last night and left the washing up on the side for me to do. Now he's got to buy me a subway."

by Deauley May 7, 2018

Pre-dab

A dab that is performed before the absolute completion of a task. This can be anything from dabbing after finishing an exam but before turning it in to dabbing after throwing a basketball but before it goes through the hoop. It's a form of claiming victory beforehand and asserting dominant confidence in a situation, but is very risky. Upon a pre-dabbing, one signs up for the risk of looking like an absolute idiot when the task fails.

Person A: "Dude, no way that grenade will land in the right spot."
Person B: "Just watch."
Person B throws a grenade in game out of sight behind a structure. Person B dabs preemptively, and the dab is shortly followed with the notification that he has successfully killed an enemy.
Person A: "HOLY SHIT DUDE! YOU EVEN DID A PRE-DAB HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WOULD LAND??"
Person B: "What did I tell you man? I got this."

by KoreanKatastrophe May 31, 2019