Paper Cuff

Impulsive cuffing of a significant other, so to the world you are together but mentally you know you aren't.

Ah did you see how Ryan paper cuff Natalie last week?

by Gdhjsdj April 1, 2024

Paper sword

The most powerful weapon ever made. Can kill a man with a single touch. Usually being wielded by origami masters and made out of paper (oblivious)
Also it can be a real sword wrapped in paper

A: And how are you going to stop me?
B: I have a paper sword
A: shit

by O5-06 August 16, 2021

Fundamental Paper Education

Fundamental Paper Education is (upcoming) series made by Kaaatie on twitter (aka X) and YouTube which have one related video and that is "Basics in Behaviour" which use song from the same name, made by The Living Tombstone, This series mainly focuses on School goes by the same name, Were if any students fail the test, they will be killed. We learn all of this stories from a book, start off with Claire going to school- nvm I'm not gonna explain story here but anyway, this video took by storm and now have it own community especially Miss Circle who are community favourite characters ( give her some oreos plz)

Someone: yo dude! Fundamental Paper Education first episode is so cool!

Me:what? First episode?

by Pasta Chara May 3, 2024

Toilet Paper

The most valuable thing in the world during the Coronavirus

"Karen took all of the Toilet Paper at the store."

by Anon_Man11 May 14, 2020

Paper towel rich

When you’re definitely not rolling in money, but you feel like a big spender because you’re tearing off three or four paper towels at a time to handle a tiny spill. This is the kind of rich where you’re not counting sheets, you’re just living that lavish life with extra absorbency.

Alex: "Whoa, are you seriously using four paper towels for that little coffee drip?"

Jordan: "Yeah, I’m paper towel rich now. I don’t have to play it safe with just one anymore."

Alex: "Dang, living the high life, I see!"

by The Josh Speaks October 26, 2024

Shredding Paper

The residual effects of a loose bowel movement after the initial flush of the toilet bowl.

Damn Brian the bowl looks like you shredding paper out cho asshole. Give a brother a courtesy flush next time!

by Assman329 July 26, 2024

Toilet Paper

Toilet paper is a symbol of the coronavirus, due to the fact that people are buying a huge amount of toilet paper during the COVID-19 pandemic. Toilet paper is a bare essential, so it is falling off the shelves like crazy. Stores now have a limit on how much toilet paper you can buy. Not to mention Mount Druitt Coles now has a security guard guarding the toilet paper.

I guess people be like:
*goes out and buys all the toilet paper in existance so they don’t ever have to leave the house again*

But still people, leave some for the other humans on this planet!

“When you go out, make sure to get some more toilet paper. We’re almost out!”

by Kitten 🐱 December 22, 2020