Bae Blocked

The act of being brushed off, ignored or de-prioritized when a person's significant other ("Bae") calls, texts or is with them. The suffix "blocked" is joking about being "cock blocked," but in this case, by someone's Bae.

Jimmy: "I was talking to Elizabeth yesterday and suddenly she had to go. Later she told me her boyfriend had called her."

John: "Man you got Bae Blocked."

by Uncle Nerdicus September 14, 2014

block money

Money earned by dealing drugs in poor urban neighborhoods. The dealer stands on the corner of a city block waiting for customers, hence "block".

"...fuck dat rap shit, all this shit is block money...and the only way to get it is to sling raw"
- THE ROC, HOODZ: Stop Snitchin'

by DWarrior March 23, 2008

SPAM Block

To refuse SPAM when offered by another.

I offered him a taste of my SPAM burger three times, but I was SPAM blocked.

by g. gilk October 23, 2007

toilet block

when you want to go to the bathroom but one of the following situations occurs

1. someone is there or nearby the bathroom that you want to avoid at all costs ( creeper from work, ex, sworn enemy, etc)

2. the toilet is FUBAR

3.there is a line to get in that is longer than the great wall of china

Ah man that creeper guy from work who never shuts up toilet blocked me today!

by blueman vs. redman March 28, 2010

cock-blocked

Could have one of two meanings:

1. A verb that denotes a female or gay male that flirts all night and at the end of the evening doesn't go the distance.

2. Also means that just as you were going to make a move on the object of your desires, another person beats you to the punch.

In either case the person thought they had a sure thing.

Man oh man I can kick myself . I'm so freakin' horny that I've had to masturbate twice already and I still have the worse case of morningwood since getting cock-blocked by this real hot chick at the bar last night..

{teased noncomittal

by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015

Boomer block

When social media blocks or partially blocks your post due to misinformation

Person 1: *sees Facebook post was blocked by social media*

Person 2: damn! You got Boomer blocked!

by EZLN¡yaBasta! April 24, 2020

Status Block

verb - originates from the American phrase cock-block. Status block is when you log on to facebook or twitter with a particular status in mind and find that one of your friends already has it up as their status.

Oh man Mickey just status blocked me. I wanted to be the one with the status saying "I'm drunk"

by eaglesrulebearsareok April 14, 2010