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National pay your short friend

On March 19th you owe your shortest friend £5! If you don’t they get to slap you.
by Lolipopssss March 19, 2022
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People over 5’4 can kick people under 5’4 date July 25th
Over 5’4 hey today is July 25th
Under 5’4 okay and
Over 5’4 it’s national kick short people day
Under 5’4 I guess your right
by tornado is here June 28, 2022
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National Kick a short person day

Hey! Did you hear about National Kick a short person day? It is when you kick a short person!
by dan1eaa January 20, 2023
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National Hold Short People Day

After October 21, which was throw short people day, October 22 you can hold anyone under 5’4 with no permission needed (Out of apology for the day before Oct 22)
Prepare to be held for it is National Hold Short People Day
by AyoooitsMay October 16, 2021
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national hug a short friend day

hug a short friend! make them feel loved. why not. give em a big ole tight hug
hey! it’s national hug a short friend day.
cool can i get a hug?!
sure you can buddy:)
by idkkk lol September 12, 2021
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long feathered short brimmed hat

One way that certain men can secretly identify with each other. Probably started in Texas or Oklahoma.
When I first moved away from home, I was relieved to welcomed by other men with long feathered short brimmed hats.
by Muslim Goat January 3, 2023
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the book were making is too short.

the pages for your love story is too thin, too short, too fast to, and already finished.
i love you but the book were making is too short.
by anonymous April 20, 2022
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