Hot Off

Basically Get off or fuck off or leave me alone.

Hot Off geez your making me shady.

by Baylis December 29, 2008

Sit off

Holding up somewhere in comfort, doing very little, either with mates or waiting for something to happen

I'm so hungover, I'm just gunna go the pub to sit off with a coke.

by Joakes March 17, 2013

memeing off

Verb.
Memeing off is the act of surfing memes for a short period of time whilst one should be performing another task; similar to masturbatory acts.

Bob: "My boss caught me memeing off at work."
Alice: "OH, shit, Bob. What happened?"
Bob: "He just laughed and walked off shaking his head. He's cool."

by PacketLost June 28, 2015

Off track

When school is over and summer break has started.

Do you have school tomorrow? No im off track.

by GreenJonathan June 14, 2018

Flex Off

When a man gives himself a prostate orgasm and ejaculation by laying on his stomach and flexing his ass muscles up against his prostate to stimulate it. This can be done when the penis is either erect or flacid, and nothing needs to go inside your rectum. It's like bottoming solo.

Luke doesn't jerk off, he flexes off. Why can't you masturbate like everybody else does, Luke? Why do you have to figure out ways to have better orgasms and keep this shit a secret, Luke? I want to flex off too. Wow I bet Luke is great in bed, he knows all kinds of secret tricks.

by IcyHot June 9, 2017

palm off

The act off passing shit to someone else.
Changing the subject when talking to an arsehole
A handjob delivered by two hands without the use of fingers

My wife was a victim of thalidomide, as such no one can palm off like her!

by Liquid Mercury June 27, 2016

pak off

When someone to needs to fuck and back off

You need to pak off

by Tall depressed Asian kid February 8, 2017