When you jerk or suck someone off without explicitly touching them, or are jerked or sucked off without touching them, with the intentions of humiliating the jerker offer.
by Verrukt_Pajamas August 21, 2013
Get the hover job mug.A handjob that is given using the motion that a squid uses when swimming. A Squid Job is used when discretion is needed.
by 420 PURPLE KUSH October 3, 2013
Get the Squid Job mug.Giving a blow job with frenzied enthusiasm. As if Gollum had taking over your body and the mans penis became the overly desired ring of power.
my boyfriend was really nice and took me to the theatre. When we got home I have him a gollum job as a reward.
That girl gave me a great gollum job.
That girl gave me a great gollum job.
by gollum666 February 8, 2012
Get the gollum job mug.One where you're walking around aimlessly for 12 hours being bored out of your mind; one where you don't do shit
Tim: I heard you got a summer job...
Paul: You mean a shitless job.
Tim: ???
Paul: I walked around and didn't do shit for twelve hours!
Paul: You mean a shitless job.
Tim: ???
Paul: I walked around and didn't do shit for twelve hours!
by GTFOMW July 21, 2011
Get the Shitless Job mug.liking or commenting every post visible on someone's facebook wall. to give someone a facebook job is considered either intimate or invasive, depending on the relationship of the two people involved.
"It looks like Cathy's really into him. She gave him a facebook job."
"An fj, already? They've known each other, what, a week?"
"An fj, already? They've known each other, what, a week?"
by HDNA September 14, 2011
Get the facebook job mug.When a "legitimate" media reporter / personality sucks up to a politician so much, it's basically a sexual relationship.
by XYZF November 6, 2018
Get the seanhann job mug.When you're bored as fuck on the job and the only thing that keeps you busy is a game of Minesweeper.
Boss: Juan what are you doing on the computer?
Juan: I'm playing Minesweeper sir.
Boss: ARE YOU PLAYING GAMES WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS BUSY WITH WORK TO DO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Andrew: Relax, Juan is busy as well, he's helping us by Minesweeping.
Boss: Minesweeping On The Job, eh?? Good job Juan, atta boy!!!!!!
Juan: I'm playing Minesweeper sir.
Boss: ARE YOU PLAYING GAMES WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS BUSY WITH WORK TO DO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Andrew: Relax, Juan is busy as well, he's helping us by Minesweeping.
Boss: Minesweeping On The Job, eh?? Good job Juan, atta boy!!!!!!
by Isuckatgolf98 July 20, 2017
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