Your Mom

The sexiest person alive, often answers the question, "Who's Candace?" and loves to engage in Bofa circles. An all around upstanding human who likes to see something else standing (iykyk). This person will often be gone for long periods of time, leaving your whole family to question where they are.

I love to f ur mom.

Naive Person: Who?
Me: Your mom
Naive Person: Asked (haha gottem)
Me: me to f her

by Dra'nakyuek, World Destroyer April 15, 2022

Brodys mom

Fat fuck

Brodys mom ate the entire fucking birthday cake

by Vicoi September 13, 2021

Mom jacket

North face jacket that typically reaches the knees

My mom jacket keeps me so warm, me legs and all!

by sherdlover May 2, 2018

Boat Mom

Noun: Drunken Soccer Moms' that drink Coronas at your local Tiki Bar.

See also: Soccer Moms'

Yo, some Boat Mom just asked for the connect to my plug.

by Fookintyeluh August 5, 2017

your mom

The largest astronomical object discovered in the observable universe.

- Hey, what's that giant dot in the sky? It looks huge, what the hell!?
- Your mom, bro.

by mars88_defines_i_guess December 3, 2021

Your mom

What you say when someone asks you what you're doing

Jeff:"hey, what you doing this weekend?"

Tim:"your mom!!!"

by Happykitty2012:3 June 11, 2016

Your mom

The only come-back you'll ever need

Bully:your gay
You:no your mom

Bully:"dies"

by ass eater 420 February 27, 2020