Tard cake

The culmination of such profound stupidity that it can only be described as the product of various kinds of stupidity (these being the ingredients of the cake) Combined to make the end product of all these baked into one retard.

Friend 1: Yo Steve is such a tard cake that he thought cold blooded creatures produced their own cold.
Friend 2: wow, what a tard cake.

by Grim Reeker January 26, 2015

debit tard

One who does not own a debit card.

Cassandra is a debit tard because she does not have the sense to obtain a debit card.

by The Air Band! December 28, 2010

Tard

A common term to be used negatively against a person who watches Naruto, Bleach, or One Piece, and defends them unconditionally.

Person 1: Have you seen the new episode of Naruto?
Person 2: Oh my god, you're such a tard.

by KrayZWT April 7, 2017

Stroller-tard

A parent manipulating or parking an S.U.V.-sized stroller with no regard to anyone trying to past or around them.

I was trying to get out of the grocery store but this f--ing Stroller-tard was blocking the exit.

by longrider700 May 20, 2016

r-tard

A retard

Stephen is a r-tard

by Stephen alfred September 23, 2020

tard face

Euphemism for fucking somebody very well.

You should've seen her face while I was hosing her-she had tard face. Hey man I fucked her so well she had tard face. Hey darlin..you ready for some tard face?

by Badmofochef October 6, 2013

tarded

a retarded way of saying retarded

look at that retard he says tarded

by chajad August 6, 2020