Tard-muffin

When Someone lacks so much Intelligence or someone who is Cluelessly dumb with their actions.

Jacob Finnerty you’re a tard-muffin !

by ihateyuppies06 August 8, 2024

tard

Someone who is so stupid, intrusive, and annoying , you can't get away fast enough.

I was talking to Kathy today , that tard just would not let me get away.

by Wayne M. June 6, 2018

Wing Tarding

A retarded form of windsurfing practiced by middle-aged men in the rain off the south coast of England.

Rich: Hey Al, wanna go wing tarding this afternoon, the weather looks particularly shite?
Al: Sure thing, be there in a sec, I just need to smash one out
Tim: I'm too drunken to tard, gonna jetski instead. See you guys later.

by WannaBeWingTarder March 10, 2021

destructo-tard

someone hell-bent on performing self-destructive acts after a misfortune, despite requests to be reasonable

Don't hit your phone, you friggin destructo-tard. Just give it a second.

After wrecking his Mercedes, Bill either gained new great zest for life or became an utter destructo-tard, sleeping with anything that moved, and drinking enough to fell a horse.

by jarge20 September 26, 2010

Fuck Tard

Zachary.

Zachary is a complete and total fuck tard.

by WateryShoe August 12, 2023

e-tard

Somebody who thinks e-tolls are cool

The e-tard was dutifully queueing to pay his e-toll bill

by Johannesie June 6, 2018

wii tard

a person who is a retard who plays the wii

you're a fucking wii tard

by perry armstrong January 7, 2020