Cap

When someone is lying

p1 - "Broooo some guy jumped out of a plane while doing a backflip and 360 noscope with a 148 javelin missle."

p2 - "Cap."

by Al-shish kabob May 15, 2022

Bull Cap

Something that is false... not true... an extended statement of fact that is not actually factual.

Rowan- “Hey Jerry, did you read Reuben’s paper on gorillas?

Jerry- Yeah, after the opening paragraph, it was full of bull cap.

by Trishertreats May 12, 2021

cap

simply, not the truth

bunny loves me more, than i love her, that’s cap.

by kamiphobia October 5, 2021

Patchy cap

When you masturbate to pornographic material.

Kotz could see his girlfriend, so he had a patchy cap instead

by Graybencher May 29, 2024

Hand your cap

Another way of saying "let me squash your tits"

Ello mate, can I hand your cap?

by Xboxgamer69420 February 5, 2022

Cap

A projectile used to inflict bodily harm upon a person, specifically targeted in the posterior

I'm about to bust a CAP off in your ass if you don't sit down.

by Bhad garbage January 14, 2022

Cap

making money off a business deal that you orchestrated between two people you know.

Ex. I cant let him meet my people because im trying to cap

Middleman ; Middlemanning

Ex. Its my plug, so you know I'm cappin

I can't let him meet my people cuz you know I'm trying to cap

Its my plug, so you know I'm cappin

by Mylito Mo$$ June 14, 2018