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ninja shitter

One who shits on houses stealthaly.
"Man, Evan is a ninja shitter!"
by Kevin_the_HeBeast December 9, 2008
mugGet the ninja shittermug.

ninja please

Ninja Number 1: Man that jive turkey is whack!
Ninja Number 2: Ninja Please!
by bigmattzilla November 2, 2007
mugGet the ninja pleasemug.

ginger ninja

a small ginger cat who looks ever so cute and will lure you into her trap by rolling around on the floor and staring at you with big green eyes...then when you go near to fuss this cute little kitten KAPOW! suddenly she appears to grow a million limbs, each with around a thousand claws which shred and rip apart your arms. then the ginger ninja sprints away into the night, faster than any cat youve ever seen and it waits for the next gullible cat lover to fall into its trap.
'aww look at that cute little kitty.....ARGH! MY ARMS! she's like a ginger ninja! :O'
by scarred169 August 25, 2008
mugGet the ginger ninjamug.

ass-ninja

A ninja warrior who, quite literally, kicks ass. They aim straight for the buttocks and pummel mercilessly. See also: 'munkfuck
"Man, we got so raped by those ass-ninjas!"
by Snnnnickerdoodle January 29, 2007
mugGet the ass-ninjamug.

ninja punch

The negative outcome of showing off.

The term originally came about from someone declaring that he was going to "ninja punch" another, but bent his wrist upon impact and ended up hurting himself more than the other person.
Ninja punch can apply to any action, not just a punch, in which the person doing the "ninja punch" is attempting to show off to others, and fails horribly.
While playing a role play game, Billy attempted to throw a grenade at the enemy by bouncing it off of three walls and down the hall. Sadly for Billy, and those standing next to him, he rolled a 1 (critical failure) and dropped the live grenade at his feet.
One of the other plays declared "Way ta ninja punch!"
by meoka2368 December 28, 2007
mugGet the ninja punchmug.

ghetto ninja

1. H.I.V. or the A.I.D.S. virus.

2. A person infected with H.I.V. or the A.I.D.S. virus.

3. Somone who is either secretive or in denial about their status as a carrier of H.I.V. or A.I.D.S.

4. A sneaky or stealthy person.

5. An urban practitioner of the ancient art of Ninjistu.
"You ain't heard? Laquana got that ghetto ninja."

"Goddamn man, last night when I was walking home Jonn dropped down out of a tree and tried to merc me with some shurikens like he's a fuckin' ghetto ninja!"
by El-Keter July 24, 2002
mugGet the ghetto ninjamug.

ninja stars

If you call them this, you are a complete dumb fuck. it's called a SHURIKEN, dipwad. Go
by Freud March 4, 2005
mugGet the ninja starsmug.

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