You shove a banana up your ass take it out let your student eat it wait until he shit it out rub it all over your chest then slide down a long hallway while have a girl with a strap-on defile you and makes u cum making u go faster down the hall and at the end u rebuild a bana out of your shit freeze it and start the process all over again
"What where you doing this Weekend"? "Ah I just recorded a Dirty Müller and sent it in my Family Chat".
by Arschritzächüzeler69 March 1, 2024
Get the Dirty Müller mug.When you stick a Banana up your Ass aund make a student eat it. Afterwards you wait till he shits it on your chest. With the Shit on your chest you slide down the school hallway while a Girl is dominating you with a 12 Inch Strap-on till you cum. As soon as you finished, you will build a Banana out of your Shit, freeze it and start ofer again.
"What did you do on the Weekend"? "Ah i just recorded my self doing a dirty Müller and sent it in the Familiy Chat".
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