Spontaneous, crazy , wild , jungle like sex. Constantly switching up positions , ass spanking, hair pulling , fucking on every surface around you . ie, desks , sinks , tables , parents beds , even your children's beds! Fuck it . doing it like the mammals on the descovery Channel . its when your girls crying and yelling like rabie infested monkeys in your local zoo .
Ex: me and my bitch just had the best monkey boning sex ever . I threw her through the wall and she still got back up . she was crazy man ! She even ate the condom wrapper .
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