One who receives sexual intercourse in the reverse cowgirl position by a mixed race boxer with a speech impediment. *Mixed race meaning his dick is white and the rest of his body is black.*
"Omg, I had the worst sex last night... He had me do the reverse mike tyson on him"
"Jesus Christ, his dick was soo small... and he has a weird speech problem." "How did you know?" "Ugh, I had to Reverse Mike Tyson him..."
"Jesus Christ, his dick was soo small... and he has a weird speech problem." "How did you know?" "Ugh, I had to Reverse Mike Tyson him..."
by fuckjeffbezosntrump September 01, 2021
The fly the quickly became famous staying on Mike Pence head for about 2 minutes. The fly probably got stuck to lots of hairspray, and is attracted to bull shit and lies.
by lellow_duckie January 22, 2021
a quite tasty malt liquer beverage that leaves a nasty resin in your throat after a night of drinking it
by tmcheat May 03, 2005
by The kid99 November 01, 2009
MIKE THE COOL ONE is the coolest guy around. He is the lead singer in the All-American Surf-Rock band, The Beach Boys. MIKE THE COOL ONE wrote the 1988 song, Kokomo, the greatest Beach Boys song, along with milestone albums, "Still Cruzin", and "Summer in Paradise". But MIKE THE COOL ONE doesn’t just make old music. He also likes to Rap about Hot Bikini Babes with the Cool Kidz😎 MIKE THE COOL ONE is also very Patriotic for his Country, the US of A! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
MIKE THE COOL ONE wants to remind you that he is much better than his weird cousin Brian, who made unhip druggie music in the late 1960's, which was a decade that was supposed to be spent riding in Cars to the Beach and the Hamburger stand in the Los Angeles, California Sunshine! Luckily, Cousin Bri is in good hands with Dr. Landy of Pittsburgh, PA. MIKE THE COOL ONE also gets help from his friend, MIC ADJUSTIN' BRUCE, who is a much better bassist and keyboard player than MIKE THE COOL ONE's Crazy Cousin, Bri.
MIKE THE COOL ONE wants to remind you that he is much better than his weird cousin Brian, who made unhip druggie music in the late 1960's, which was a decade that was supposed to be spent riding in Cars to the Beach and the Hamburger stand in the Los Angeles, California Sunshine! Luckily, Cousin Bri is in good hands with Dr. Landy of Pittsburgh, PA. MIKE THE COOL ONE also gets help from his friend, MIC ADJUSTIN' BRUCE, who is a much better bassist and keyboard player than MIKE THE COOL ONE's Crazy Cousin, Bri.
Person One:"0:35 MIKE THE COOL ONE SINGS!"
Person Two:"GUITAR SOLO 0:57"
MIKE THE COOL ONE:"God Bless America, that's how we Roll"
Person Two:"GUITAR SOLO 0:57"
MIKE THE COOL ONE:"God Bless America, that's how we Roll"
by Brian Wilson, Super Genius June 28, 2020
Named for Mikes Hard Lemonade, which everyone knows is a drink for women, but is probably really good, and if you drink it once you will like it and order it out with the guys and they will ridicule you forever.
Can be applied to addictive things (drinking, smoking, certain foods) or just things you don't want to like (appletinis, teen dramas on tv, crocs)
Can be applied to addictive things (drinking, smoking, certain foods) or just things you don't want to like (appletinis, teen dramas on tv, crocs)
Michael is watching One Tree Hill again. He watched that crap once and now he is suffering from the Mikes Hard Effect.
by UNCFrady September 09, 2008
A humorous, double-meaning name which, when said quickly, sounds like "my crusty ball sack". The name was coined on June 7, 2009 by the scambaiter named Alcibiades of thescambaiter.com. Alcibiades uses it as a signature in letters sent to internet scammers.
This name is similar in form and function to Mike Oxlong or Hugh G. Rection
This name is similar in form and function to Mike Oxlong or Hugh G. Rection
by CJW1972 June 11, 2009