3 Pump Master

When you have sex and it takes you 3 pumps before you finish

I had sex last night! I didn’t last very long though. Might as well just call me the 3 Pump Master

by 3 pump master April 14, 2020

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master phakin saetan

A funny man attractive rich as fuck man. if you ever had a Phakin in your life you are most definitely lucky. In basketball he is an absolute sexy beast in the post of the court constantly crossing players shooting over their head like butter. He is DaBaby, god. He also has a beastly third leg with a mind of its own, constantly devouring prey.

O my god u are dating master phakin saetan! I heard he is very good in bed with his massive, MASSIVE dick!

by mastersnack21hunnit4457 March 01, 2022

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Master-bait and switch

When you think you're at least getting a hand-job, or handy, but instead you get nothing and blue balls.

Chad - How was the date last night?
Connor - Terrible, I didn't even get a hand job!
Chad - She even went home with you - did you get the old master-bait and switch?

by Do the Stammy Leg February 09, 2019

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Master's Hot Pocket

When the dominant male gets his cousin to piss in his mouth while he shits in his cousin mouth.

Bout to have me a nice Master's Hot Pocket with the fam.

by Whoisit??? March 18, 2023

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master-of-the-payment-disorder

When a person or company has unlimited causes or reasons to not pay you for services, which is just a delay attempt tactic. These people have unlimited ways to pay a debt, but use any reason not to. They are not and never intended to pay the bill, which is a product they called you to buy. The lies, forms of denial, and other forms of greed makes you want to slap the hell out of them. They use the person or company, but get their payback when they are sued or fined 1000 times the amount they should have paid in the first place. The corrective medicine is to have them shut down in their peak business period, and then let them beg you to pay the bill.

That Dave and his manager are real master-of-the-payment-disorder assholes. No matter what I do for them it will never be enough! It's sad to see them shark around the legitamate payment, when all this is over they will have wished they paid the bill. Now, they have "self-screwed" themselves as always.

by Mark C. Mitchell December 06, 2007

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