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Maple Valley Pit Stop

Having sex in a dilapidated RV in Maple Valley, WA while six pit bulls pee on you and a seventh poops on you.
Those hobos are taking a Maple Valley Pit Stop!
This place smells as bad as a Maple Valley Pit Stop!
by Snappercarr March 3, 2024
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MAPS

Minor Attracted Pedophile Scum

You will find people using "MAP" (minor attracted pedophile) or "MAPS" on their social media profiles or as a descriptive for their "sexuality" in order to try and make their sick, vile perversions sound more socially acceptable.
They most commonly call themselves "minor attracted person" and think they are a minority that should be linked with the LGBTQI.
(The LGBTQI want zero association/link to pedophiles and have been very loud and clear that MAPS will ever be included to the rainbow community).
MAPS by any other name are still pedophile scum who should be chemically castrated, implanted with tracking devices and kept separate from the rest of society.
Cardinal George Pell was a Minor Attracted Pedophile Scum (MAPS)
by G30rg3.L.45 March 14, 2024
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Mapple

An apple with a map carved onto it.
Guy: Hey brah! This party is so totally radical.
Sean: Yeah, do you have a mapple? I'm hungry and I can't find my way out of here.
Guy: ...what the fuck is a mapple? Your schizophrenia is getting out of hand. When will you come back to us? We love you. Please come back to us, Sean.
by Vishrudh Mayurasunu March 22, 2024
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maplelord

yo, maplelord is fire
by joshfoldyt March 25, 2024
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mapsexual

Hey are you in support of MAPS/mapsexual?

FUCK YOU PEDO
by DevHaz18 April 11, 2024
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maple syrup moose sploosh

Person 1: Hey man, did you and Kelly do it last night?
Person 2: Yeah man, and she's from Canada so she asked me go maple syrup moose sploosh style.

Person 1: OH wow I bet that was sticky.
Person 2: You know I got that Canadian rizz tho dawg
by ajb123 May 4, 2024
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Mapsexual

Basically a sick fuck who is attracted to minors and is definitely not part of the LGBTQIA+ community
A clueless person: Are you a mapsexual?

A person: Hell nah I’m not a pedophile..
by Calico48 June 27, 2024
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