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Johnson Machine

Johnson Machine "JOn • sOn • MaShien" is a person that is very good at laying pipe (giving dick)

"yeah miles down the street is a Johnson Machine"

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a guy on twitter who demortalix was being fuckin mean to

Holy shit it's that Twitter user slime_machine, man he doesn't suck!

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slime_machine wants a mean definitely of their name

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A sapphic, colloquial term for "furry vagina."

Person 1: "I heard that Cindy never shaves!"
Person 2: "Yeah, she has a crazy beaver machine."

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another word for cow

if it moos i'll eat it and if that moo machine is lucky enough i'll make it into a tender brisket

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The act of masturbating behind a vending machine.

I couldn’t find a place to cum in school, so I pulled a drewing machine.

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