pulled a jonathan

When someone pretends to sleep on a call.

“I was on the phone with my gf and she totally pulled a Jonathan.”
“Damn bro! She heard everything you did ?”

by kaiskidneys January 3, 2023

Jada and jonathan

The best couple ever they each belong together not matter ehat. Their relationship is a thing that every couple envys they each love and cherish eachother. No matter the situation and issue they find a way to work it out together.

Jada and Jonathan are the cutest couple ever.

I evny Jada and Jonathans relationship.

by Faithfullness November 20, 2023

I, Jonathan Josephu Estrada, From Manhattan, Objectify, Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak, Way Too Much

I, Jonathan Josephu Estrada, From Manhattan, Objectify, Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak, Way Too Much

I, Jonathan Josephu Estrada, From Manhattan, Objectify, Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak, Way Too Much

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

Jomatham

A talking horse, the likes of which the world has never seen before. Large, supple hoofs propel this pestilent creature across the frozen wastelands it calls home.

A Jomatham's favourite pastimes include making pasta, beatboxing and taking upskirt photographs of the Queen.

HORSEMEAT IN THE FOX-HOLES BOYS!!! I'M A CLASSY ASIAN COWBOY! A JOMATHAM IS SUCKING MY TOES AND MAKING ME FEEL SEXY

by talkingbuddha June 19, 2011

johnathea

A Beautiful girl with some anger issues.... everyone will love to be her friend and all the hotties love her too ;)

person 1 - Omg look at johnathea she's such a hottie!
person 2 - ikr...... literally dying!!!

by LegitSyd December 25, 2016

Johnathan

Very unsatisfactory when it comes to well satisfaction! Disappointing in most cases but can be a good friend in other cases but a lot of people could call him a piece of sh*t behind his back

Steve: have you seen johnathan?
Dennis: yea still as much of a bi*tch he was last week

by Albert Einsteinium July 14, 2017

jonah perez

Jonah Perez Is a person who you can hang with and laugh. He doesn't like to be messed with. He always has a smile on his face and has the nicest hair.

Man I wish I can be a Jonah Perez

by J.perez_24 July 18, 2017