Morning Live

Gethin Jones’s terrible chat show

Oh my god I’m turning that BBC One off because it’s Morning Live again

by Hrvyeetz August 7, 2024

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Morning routine

The act of getting up first thing in the morning and heading straight to the spankroom to have a violent shit

Person No.1: I need to brush my teeth as I have to leave very soon!

Person No.2: I think Jake is in there having his morning routine!

by Jack Spank9049 February 4, 2023

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Good Morning Nate

a bad idea.

"Good Morning Nate" is on TV!
Don't you mean "Good Morning 'Stoga?"

by katatomicbomb February 11, 2023

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Morning Dew

The female equivalent to a male’s “morning wood”. When a women wakes up with a moistened vagina.

I woke up today with morning dew, so I capitalized on it by having some great morning sex!

by Mr.Wick February 15, 2023

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morning wood

What Pinocchio no longer had to contend with after becoming a real boy.

Actually, it would likely have been da other way around --- having no flesh or blood, everyone's favorite puppet most likely could not have gotten a hard-on even if he'd wanted one, plus da elderly carver Geppetto very likely didn't even give Pinocchio a "woodpecker" in da first place. After he became a real boy and was overjoyed to be able to wake up and see his own supple flesh instead of just dense dry tree-fiber, however, he would have also gained all of his "normal male human" bodily organs, and so he might indeed have had to deal with embarrassing "morning wood", especially in a few years when he became a teenager.

by QuacksO February 19, 2023

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