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Hammer Jacking

When someone hits the pipe and next thing you know all you can hear coming from another room is loud noises and cussing because they are taking apart a blue tooth speaker left by your girlfriend and you was supposed to get it back to her tomorrow after you meet your wife to sale some food stamps to dude down the street for some more stuff to put in the pipe.
Hey bro you ain't taking apart that Bluetooth speaker are you? Can you hear me keep it down stop hammer Jacking in my spare room. He hit it one time and he's hammer Jacking in the spare room.
by Schmidt Show April 23, 2022
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Hammer

A word that means something is like... really cool, dude.

Of German origin, now in English.
Man! That party was hammer!

If we were rich that'd be hammer.
by CarrayWaySeed November 30, 2020
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Black hammer

When someone is aggressive and/or intense about something
by Shocker plus April 5, 2019
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Jamaican Hammer Swisher

The act of shitting pissing and cumming on any beige vehicle preferably a Honda CRV
I hate this coworker so I gave him a Jamaican Hammer Swisher
by lilviny409 November 22, 2024
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The Hammer

The hammer is an insulting sequence of words, backed by fact beyond reasonable doubt, which leaves the recipient speechless and without a comeback.

The dropping of the hammer should always be used with great discretion.
1. Guy: Why are you so ugly?
Girl: Same reason your penis is so small.
Random witness: *raises hand over head as if holding a hammer* "THE HAMMER!"

2. Randy has been dropping hammers all day.
by JD4thebest October 25, 2012
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Fizzle Hammer

The politer version of saying fuck.
Heather: Oh my god! Did you hear the news? Britany Spears is getting another divorce!
Peisbel: What the Fizzle hammer????!?!?!
Heather: Ugh, I know right???
by flulaborg August 30, 2023
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Urban sludge hammer

It is when you put something large in the girls vagina and hit it with a sludge hammer.
Hey bro tonight Alyssa is gonna get Urban sludge hammered with a cucumber!
by Cock and/or balls $$$$$ October 19, 2016
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