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full time job

Kid: "can I go to the bathroom?"

Teacher: "I don't know, CAN YOU?"

Kid: "I don't know? CAN YOU GET A FULL TIME JOB"
by Oh Deer! December 7, 2014
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Cock full of dew

When you sleep outside for the night and wake up to wet morning wood. Were you raped? Only by nature.
Carl: Hey Brad! My wiener is wet, did you rape me last night?
Brad: Bruh you just have a cock full of dew! You passed out in the grass after the party.
by Zort4Lyfe March 9, 2021
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full time girlfriend

Being together with your girlfriend for a long time and making it known to everyone.
"I went from living with my parents to having my own condo and having my own business, making my own schedule, having money, dating women, finally having a full time girlfriend who I wanna be with..."
by dicke eier January 10, 2016
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Full body chills

A body’s reaction to something so amazing that you shiver all over.
by Roadrashsteffi December 7, 2019
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Full wrap around

When your front bush grows thick and true, all the way through the gouche and wraps around into your ass bush, thus completing the full wrap around.
I took her home from the bar and things were going well, until she suddenly and inexplicably felt sick moments after seeing my full wrap around.

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Q: Don't you find that bike seat too hard?
A: Not a problem, I'm rocking a full wrap around
by Myette27 May 14, 2017
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Full-throated support

When you're a posh upper-class Brit who can't say in straight words that you suck dicks, but must still mention it in proper conversation.
Alastair: I have given Boris Johnson my full-throated support for the past 30 years, if you know what I mean.
by Lamaredia January 31, 2022
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Full Head of Steam

In basketball, when a player has high speed and momentum. Usually used to describe large players driving to the goal for a dunk.

Originates from confused basketball announcers mixing up their words when trying to describe a player as moving “full steam ahead” before entering common usage.

Sometimes described as simply a “head of steam”.
Giannis is tearing down the court with a full head of steam!

Not many people are going to be willing to take a charge when LeBron gets a head of steam toward the goal.
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