full time job

Something substitute teachers don't have.

Kid: "can I go to the bathroom?"

Teacher: "I don't know, CAN YOU?"

Kid: "I don't know? CAN YOU GET A FULL TIME JOB"

by Oh Deer! December 7, 2014

Full Match book

To be complete and in order like a perfect matchbook

Looks like you are Rocking Full Match book today Braxton.

by Authoritie February 25, 2014

full blown revenge

When a girl wants revenge on a guy for being a dick to her, she offers to blow him and the minute she gets his dick in her mouth, she bites down on it with all the power and might in her jaw.

That hot chick from that party got full blown revenge on me after I grabbed her tits and spanked her ass, now I have infected teeth marks in my cock.

by cantbetheking November 23, 2013

running full-out

To run like Britney Spears (presumably when she was attractive) while being Neil Peart.

“Oh my god! He runs faster than Britney Spears! And she was running full-out!” - Originally uttered by an anonymous elderly female security worker for a Rush concert. This version of the quote is the one told by Mr. Neil Peart during an interview after some show, or something.

by EvilJew December 2, 2013

full body swirly

when you are over life at school so you hop in a toilet and flush yourself down into the ocean where you will live with nemo and all his friends.

My best friend ruined my life my telling the girl I like that I was in love with her. So now I will give myself a full body swirly.

by LFed December 12, 2015

full time girlfriend

Being together with your girlfriend for a long time and making it known to everyone.

"I went from living with my parents to having my own condo and having my own business, making my own schedule, having money, dating women, finally having a full time girlfriend who I wanna be with..."

by dicke eier January 10, 2016

full Terri Schiavo

When someone goes beyond full retard.

WOw, that reporter just went full Terri Schiavo.

by mrbrout August 14, 2017