Lizard Food

A less common term used for weed. Use this term and those greedy pigs will have no idea what the fuck your talking about.

Yo Miller, you got any lizard food?
Na man, just ran out

by Big Miller June 12, 2009

Food Networking

The act of receiving a handjob while watching the food network.

Clint and Sophia were watching Paula Deen make some biscuitson the food network. Clint got aroused so Sophia decided to give him a food networking.

by Powd September 24, 2018

Food Top

adj; A next-generation slang term most commonly used by azns (not to be confused with asians)- extremely impressive or daunting; inspiring great admiration, apprehension, or fear.

vulgar;n; An asian yet not asian human being.

Origin: Early 21st century: An azn on AIM made a typo, and became an everyday expression. Comparable to Pwn

"Sup, B?"
"Ay bay bay I just tried this new dope, and man is it food top!"
"Yo food top fo' rizzel? Man I gotta get me some of that ****"

"Hey what's up with your eyes, food top?"
"沒甚麼."

by Azncactaur October 6, 2008

food yard

A place where you can get food and eat, often populated by UMBC students. See foodsmith

I'm hungry as shit. Let's go walk on these sidewalk paths that make no sense and eat the food yard. Hopefully we won't slip and fall on the ice.

by Stealth Rabbi January 25, 2005

Chinese Food

The cum Asian girls swallow after a blowjob

That chick swallowed every last bit of Chinese food I gave her last night after giving me the meanest blowjob

by chorizogordo June 18, 2016

food camper

a person that enjoys the really annoying act of eating food really slowly and taking frequent brakes to chew for a long time. Makes other people want to grab the food from the person's hands and shove it out the window

Guy 1: Hey Fred, stop being a food camper and lets head over to the movies

Fred: nom... nom... nom... nom...

by dragonflyerSW March 15, 2012

gummer food

1. Anything you can slurp through a straw;

2. Food you find in a nursing home;

3. Anything you don't need teeth to eat;

4. Gunk; 5. Sloppy joes 6. Soup;

7. Anything that mimics food that can be eaten at the senior center.

The dentist said I should eat gummer food for a few days.
My wife eats gummer food all the time.
The baby is off of gummer food and we have switched to solid foods.
Grandpa lost his false teeth and has to eat gummer food

by Sm_Bruner December 8, 2013