fish face

when someone had a fish bite there face. this leads to fish rabies disease. it causes one of your eyes to fall off(usually the left), you feel the need to kill fish, you eat worms consistently, get a "fish face"(a face that looks like a fish), you grow fins on the back of your neck that continue down to your tail bone, are sexually attracted to amphibians( yes fish have always had a thing for amphibians), grow gills, and after you experience all of that pain you shrink and turn into a fish. A way to avoid such a catastrophe is fishicide, buy it at your local convenience store. Remember if you encounter a friend or family member that has this disease, please don't taunt them. If you taunt them they will kill you. Or rather give you the disease(its as bad as dieing).

"Hey man waz with the fish face?"

"Where's an amphibian?"
"Well there's my pet frog... My god what the hell are you doing to it?!"

by Stuffattack April 29, 2010

fish fillet

1. A woman who sleeps with other women.

2. A boneless piece of fish.

Jen used to like boys, but now she likes her fish filleted. She might as well buy a Subaru.

by zisforxylophone July 7, 2005

niggah fish

a black fish that is too lazy to get his own food so steals it from another hard working white fish, or muches off the governement.

That guy is such a niggah fish

by t Jr hdhdndh December 1, 2014

fishing frenzy

An overwhelming desire to go fishing which takes over the fisherman after a long period of fishing abstinence. It is not known why this condition settles in, but it is known that it is best to avoid a person in a fishing frenzy.

-"Hey Mike! Wanna' go grab a hot dog?"
-" Don't bother him man! He's in a fishing frenzy since yesterday!"

by TenHands February 25, 2011

squish the fish

It means: beat the Miami Dolphins. However, after Dave Lundy published the novel "Squish the Fish”, it took on a perverted life of its own. In the book, Scooter thinks it means getting laid and pounding pussy.

After the Bills squish the fish and beat the Dolphins, I'm gonna celebrate at our tailgate party and squish my girlfriend's fish!

by Bottoms Up! July 18, 2020

do fish

a phrase used by gay men meaning to fuck or have sex with a female

I asked this dude if he was gay. He was like "HELL YEA! I DON'T DO FISH!"

by LarryBoi January 11, 2009

confused fish

When your dick is not quite flaccid and not quite erect.

Elvis would have fucked all night but he had a confused fish.

by Notable Peasant December 7, 2016