Dr Phil

A show that make clowns famous. The whole purpose of his show is to “help” people and troubled teens get better by offering advice while ridiculing his guest for the sake of entertainment and then sending them to these wilderness programs that are really just cults abusing kids and using them for free labor. Most of his audience consist of middle age women that have nothing better to do than to attend his show.
Well fuck! I no longer have spectrum bc I don’t want to have all those extra channels…. I guess I’ll just resort to the pinnacle of mediocre day time television, honey change to Oprah network.

Yes boo, ooohhh they’re giving Dr Phil

Ah great, is there anything else dear?
by USMCboot31 November 16, 2021
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Dr Brock Landers

A self taught anti weedpot activist. Who life's goal is eradication of weedpot
Dr Brock Landers is at another 420 rally protesting.
by DrBrockSays December 26, 2023
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Dr. Jimmy

A doctor who grabs your dick too long in a physical.
Dude I went to the doctor's office the other day and the doctor was totally a dr. jimmy!
by ElfDragon27 August 26, 2015
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Dr. Orgasma

Damn! I got a hug from THE Dr. Orgasma
by B3lly February 1, 2022
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Dr. Nixon

Very cool guy! 10/10, would recommend signing up for his services! (Please sign up).
Has a very cool mask that he built himself, and is also very cool. (Did I already say that?)
Overall, great doctor. Should not be arrested for human taxidermy.
(NOTE, THIS WAS NOT WRITTEN BY DR. NIXON PLEASE DO NOT ASK IF IT WA
"Hey, isn't Dr. Nixon the guy that went missing five or ten years ago?"
"No. It's not."
by micr0wav3 December 26, 2021
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Dr Pessoa

Former Lieutenant Colonel of the U.S. Air Force. Now he is the prophet of Detention. He teaches people the wisdom of detention and how detention leads to eternal enlightenment. He has a gargantuan bald spot which is a symbol of his wisdom.
Me: Dr Pessoa just gave me detention!
My friend: Lucky guy!
by MrChornobaivka May 28, 2023
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Dr och seejin

Yeah another word play and PA. This one usually takes place in a hospital setting for obvious reasons.
Pa announcer in hospital:"dr och seejin please report. To surgery stat!
by 4realazitgits March 19, 2021
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