douche danish

Douch danish is the almost indescribable quality that makes you love that socially awkward friend that you insult on sight.

Tish is such a douche danish.

by megabucks January 12, 2014

M-Douche

Derived from the abbreviation MD. When a douche in pre-med tries to explain medical things they don't even understand. Often M-Douches like to pretend they are already doctors, performing half-assed surgeries in basements. M-Douches are not to be trusted and are to be reminded of their M-Douche status frequently.

Guy 1: I don't feel so well
Guy 2: You definitely have cancer
Guy 1: Shut up you M-Douche idiot
Guy 2: Yo I'm pre-med!

by jerel89 April 23, 2018

douche tits

another word for douche..

hey shut up douche tits!

by aakasd420 December 10, 2010

ass douching

Doing something relatively useless when you should be doing something productive. This comes from the literal meaning, as douching your ass would be useless because it gets dirty next time you use the washroom.

Oh man, I need to stop ass douching and get to my homework!

by viper110110 May 15, 2011

Snow douche

A snow plow truck driver who blocks in the end of your driveway with packed hard snow after you have just finished busting your ass shoveling a foot of snow from the entire driveway.

That snow douche just dumped another foot of snow in my driveway that I just finished shoveling!

by HTJA January 15, 2017

douch meister

The co-leader of a douchnozzel

Dude, did you see Tom today?
yea man, he's a freaking douch meister!

by soNOTdouchnozzel May 27, 2010

da douche

1. Word used to describe an action taken by someone or upon someone or something

2. Word used to describe the sound of an action or reaction.... Usually in repetition

3. Can be a sexual reference for intercourse

1. I was just standing there and this dude comes out of nowhere and starts punchin me in the face like da douche da douche and broke my nose

2. He was skatin toward some stairs and I saw the whole thing; lost his footing and started rolling across the pavement, da douche da douche, getting all messed up.

3. We got to drinkin and soon enough; da douche

by B-dog II December 9, 2008