One who disparages another person's photography and then uses photographs taken by that person for 5 out of 6 of their Match.com profile pictures.
Really?! You insult my photography and then use my photographs of you on Match.com? Dude, you just totally re-defined "Douche Bag".
by Redefinition March 5, 2011
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Get the Douche Bag mug.an asshole who thinks they can do/get anything they want by using the annoying lame ass excuse "its my birthday". its MUCH worse when its someone's 16th or 18th birthday.
Me: i finally did all my chores, made my bed, took a shower, did all my homework, now i can FINALLY relax and play some wii.
birthday douche: *snatches controller*
me: hey what gives! i was just going to play asswipe!
birthday douche: no, i wanna play!
me: too bad, i already had the controller in my hand. give it now dickhead
birthday douche: too bad! its my birthday!
me: *punches birthday douche in the face*
birthday douche: *snatches controller*
me: hey what gives! i was just going to play asswipe!
birthday douche: no, i wanna play!
me: too bad, i already had the controller in my hand. give it now dickhead
birthday douche: too bad! its my birthday!
me: *punches birthday douche in the face*
by crunkmonkey510 April 10, 2012
Get the birthday douche mug.#1 A high class Douche Bag, one with stature in society
#2 A top of the line/high end douchebag, one who emits extreme douchebaggery
#3 The upper class douche, as in Donald Trump or Bill Gates
#4 Chad P
#5 Raymond L
#2 A top of the line/high end douchebag, one who emits extreme douchebaggery
#3 The upper class douche, as in Donald Trump or Bill Gates
#4 Chad P
#5 Raymond L
Ray walked into the club dressed like a million bux, but we all still knew that inside, he was always going to be a Douche Gentry
by BiG.EatS May 17, 2010
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When someone saves a place in line for a friend, when you have been waiting hours for a fucking toy on Black Friday. They are a douche twaddle.
by Drifixit March 15, 2019
Get the Douche twaddle mug.The receptacle in which douche bags are thrown. Usually used when referring to somebody that has committed an unusually major douchey act.
When finding your car has had the mirror ripped off and no note, you may exclaim 'Dude, some douche can hit my car!'
by smooter March 6, 2009
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by Btchalorette February 27, 2012
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