dirty narwhal

After the act of protected anal sex, remove the condom and blow it up and put it on your forehead. Then proceed to flop around.

After I fucked Sarah I "dirty narwhaled" to the supermarket.

by The dirtiest of narwhals. November 1, 2017

Dirty Teacher

A teacher that would flirt or have sex with a student. (Often a female)

That the best teacher cuz she a Dirty Teacher

by MrStealYoGirl69 February 14, 2017

Dirty Marius

A Dirty Marius is the act of masturbating to Pokémon hentai while moaning the sound of your favorite Pokémon under the whole session.

”Yo did you hear that Jerry and his girlfriend both performed aDirty Marius last night”
“No way! Do you think she moaned squirtel all night then?”

by Mankey_yeet April 14, 2020

Dirty Huub

A bad ass person, also described as a “baddie” loves themselves and fucks everyone online.

Look how Dirty Huub is getting that bag.

by xxxbaddiexxx August 31, 2021

Dirty Nikolai

A small man or child that poops in a glass and puts a dent in the turd with their tiny penis.

I’m going to DIRTY NIKOLAI Joshes porch.

by Thedurdyturdtickler April 5, 2022

dirty bagpipe

to tea-bag another persons ass hole.

guy 1:"Hey i heard that girl was a freak"
guy 2:"ya i gave her the ole dirty bagpipe!"

by gibblesandbits October 17, 2010

dirty airpump

Put a straw in the end of a bike pump, insert it into your rectum and pump it until you feel like you need to fart, then inject 100ml of cow seamen into your but hole, and fart it into your soulmates face.

You: Honey i need to fart come quick.

Soul mate:( as she turns ) BANG ! ( wipes face ) What was that ?

You: ohh just your everyday dirty airpump :)

Soul mate: hmm it has a different taste today, what was the special ingredient ?

You: Nothing to strange just some cow seamen.

by jakoel May 13, 2011