Dirty Sanka

Using freeze dried, instant coffee for a coffee enema.

Usually happens when the slut you bring home tells you she’s into coffee enemas but you are out of fresh brew so you improvise using the jar of Sanka instant coffee that’s been in your cabinet for five years.

I was pumping that slut’s ass full of coffee with the enema bag but she said it wasn’t quite like she usually feels. She asked if I was using Starbucks but I admitted to giving her the dirty Sanka.

by Eaton Holgoode June 14, 2018

Dirty Pinwheel

Squirting feces and projectile vomit simultaneously while urgently looking for a toilet.

After all those street tacos and tequila that old gringo turned in to a Dirty Pinwheel on the way to the bathroom.

by Hot Dog Goblin February 11, 2019

Dirty Can

The process of slamming alcoholic beverages.

Guy 1: Hey man, what did you do this morning?
Guy 2: I absolutely dirty canned a whole case.

by Skidaddy September 15, 2018

dirty shakir

FUCK ME TONIGHT DADDY YES

Oh yea fuck me

Dirty shakir

by Baby a triple June 7, 2018

Dirty Downshift

The act of switching your penis from the vagina to the rectum and reducing thrusting speed. I.E. downshifting in a standard truck.

Last night Ryan did the dirty downshift on me. He didn’t even have to lube up.

by Daddy Smurf 69 September 3, 2022

Dirty Child

when a child is submerged in shit then analed by a Indian Telstra worker

my brother did a dirty child

by Giga N@GGI 2000 October 26, 2022

dirty benson

The dirty benson is a intercourse position that which the man is in the fetal position on his back with the we we in between his legs and the woman is also in the fetal position on top the man’s knees and the only way for it to work is if the man and woman are unshaven.

Pratt: dude me and Christina totally fucked last night.
Gregory: dude no shot, What position.
Pratt: The Dirty Benson.
Gregory: HOLY SHIT WIFE HER UP

by The_dirtiest_BENSON November 17, 2022