Racist Dave

The person you become after smoking an ounce of meth to the face

After he bought & completely smoked himself that ounce of dope.. his alter ego, Racist Dave.. appeared & called out all the bigots

by Chesapeake Sean June 3, 2024

Uncle Dave

The act of simultaneously drinking, smoking, and gambling, much as Uncle Dave used to do.

And all the dead Uncle Dave’s gather around a heavenly kitchen table. They light up cigarettes and they begin to talk. They talk about how they never got a break. How their parents didn’t love them. And their children were ungrateful. They talk about how the government screwed them out of money and they just missed out on a big job. - George Carlin

I pulled an Uncle Dave last night and my head feels like it's been put through a blender.

by jason_litty July 2, 2024

Big Dave

A big fella who loves a cheeky spliff and wank on a Saturday

“That big dave guy really loves stardawg”

by BrownCornCrasher December 3, 2024

fuzzy dave

A zoophilic act where a man cums down a cat's throat, and then eventually the cat will cough up a hairball with the man's cum in it. Next, the man rubs the cum-filled hairball on a woman's face

Oh babe, Whiskers coughed up another hairball after the fuzzy dave I gave her. You know what this means!

by Marniechan January 19, 2025

Crazy dave

Used to describe someone who can't read the room and tells sexually charged jokes.

Whoah there Kevin! Don't be a crazy Dave in front of the duzz!

by Kevin Herman January 28, 2025

Delfi Dave

Delfi Dave is the highest form of humour in the cutedelfi twitch community.

Dave is Delfi's husband in real life and in her lore.

Dave is known to be the greatest Human ever, and everyone should be jealous of him.

Delfi Dave
Delfi and dave, sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

by twonk on my stronk January 31, 2025

R2-Dave

Better mechanics and Zac’s teachers of the years

R2-Dave are the best mechanics ever and teach Zac everything he knows.

by Garrettt729999 March 5, 2025