iowa cream corn

bang a girl, skeet inside her take your corn cob with no corn put it in. Let the jizz dry overnight. Next time have sex make her eat it.

damn we make a bunch of iowa cream corn last night

by kp1929 June 26, 2008

Steaming and Creaming

1)This is used to describe the act of over exageration or creating a scene unnecessarily.

So, I boned your best mate. No need to be steaming and creaming about it.

by Linguistadore October 6, 2003

sour cream sandwich

when two men are in love and they feel it is the right time to take their relationship to the next level by translating their emotions into physical actions. during this act of love making they both simultaneously ejaculate onto each others chests then proceed to give each other a giant heart-felt hug.

i like sourcream sandwiches .............................. a lot

by ian January 21, 2005

boston cream pie

when a man ejaculates inside a womans vagina and the woman rubs her vagina on the mans face

last night barry's mom boston cream pied my face

by chanpete56 February 25, 2010

virgils cream soda

I drink that is brewed in small batches by the highest choir of angles, thus making it the most delicious soda ever known to man.

Yeah last night I blew a huge load after I finished that virgils cream soda.

by Daupperle January 3, 2008

Making whip cream

a term for masturbating; see bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloni, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jackin off, jerkin'the gherkin, jerkin off, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whacking off whipping willy, wonking your cronker,cranking the crank.

mom: johnny has been in his room for an hour.
Dad: oh, he must be making whip cream

by hosin sauce September 12, 2009

arse cream sunday

the weekly tradition of filling your girls arse with as much cum as possible, and then having her force it out on to a spoon after which you feed it back to her before kissing her. if you can get a friend to help our you will of course acheive a double arse cream sunday. Sunday mornings are the traditional time to perform this act.

Dave and john gave me a double arse cream sunday before church, it tasted amazing, i can't wait til next sunday.

by dirty angel October 1, 2007