When your banging a girl in a church and a pastor or other religious leader walks in and the girl becomes overcome with conviction and tightens up everywhere...
Mike: How was church bro?
Nick: Awesome man! Gave this chick some conviction constriction!
Mike: Praise the lord!
Nick: Awesome man! Gave this chick some conviction constriction!
Mike: Praise the lord!
by Nickyp August 6, 2014
Get the Conviction Constriction mug.Being in a conversation on your phone with multiple people, just watching people text, not texting back and acting like your not even there.
Thomas: Where's Haley? She's in the convo isn't she?
Megan: I think she's here, she's just not talking, she's convo stalking us.
Megan: I think she's here, she's just not talking, she's convo stalking us.
by Next_lvl_Strats August 8, 2014
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by Convincible August 21, 2014
Get the Convincible mug.A person who tempts you with sweet words and then leads the chat into sinful territory. Slyly uses innuendo and double talk to get you thinking lustily in what would have otherwise been a normal, friendly conversation.
"Peter in such a conversatanist! He asked if I knew the outcome of the match and next thing I know we're discussing MY World Cups!"
by El Phillippe! September 16, 2014
Get the Conversatanist mug.Similar to the classic bogart who wont pass the joint while others are waiting, this type of bogart comes into groups and social occasions, sucking up as much attention, conversation and energy as they can. bogart motivation factors can be sexual, social, energy suck or attention suck, sometimes no motivation as that is just who they are (habitually loud, rude, obnoxious,self-centered, self-seeking or inconsiderate. tactics of conversation bogarts may include but not limited to: -Overtalking, loudtalking or overvoluming everyone else in the room.
-Interrupting others, strategically ignoring others, or monologging so as to leave no room for anyone else to speak.
-Acting, or including elements of performance art into the bogarting for maximum effect. Can include dramatazition, apparel and makeup techniques etc.
-Sizing, size intimidation, strategic placement of a big fat body in a room, so as to insure all communications are interceptable or controllable, placement of the big fat body may also be in a place where everyone must look at the bogart. persons interested in talking to or saying hello to others or must somehow signal them to summon them away. Conversation bogarts may be covertly aware of this enjoy holding others at bay. Chronic conversation bogarts may be oblivious to others. Strategic conversation bogarts maintain intentional obliviousness..
-Cock blocking or fem blocking, where the conversation bogart uses sex, or gender preference to determine strategy.
-Interrupting others, strategically ignoring others, or monologging so as to leave no room for anyone else to speak.
-Acting, or including elements of performance art into the bogarting for maximum effect. Can include dramatazition, apparel and makeup techniques etc.
-Sizing, size intimidation, strategic placement of a big fat body in a room, so as to insure all communications are interceptable or controllable, placement of the big fat body may also be in a place where everyone must look at the bogart. persons interested in talking to or saying hello to others or must somehow signal them to summon them away. Conversation bogarts may be covertly aware of this enjoy holding others at bay. Chronic conversation bogarts may be oblivious to others. Strategic conversation bogarts maintain intentional obliviousness..
-Cock blocking or fem blocking, where the conversation bogart uses sex, or gender preference to determine strategy.
“Lenny is such a fat fuck, every time he is around I do not bother to try to talk to anyone, because he’s a conversation bogart”
“Did you see how Elaine kept moving in on Sally and Patty over there? I wanted to talk to Sally but I couldn’t even get near her or get a word in edgewise. What a conversation bogart!”
“Did you see how Elaine kept moving in on Sally and Patty over there? I wanted to talk to Sally but I couldn’t even get near her or get a word in edgewise. What a conversation bogart!”
by switchboardpub May 25, 2015
Get the conversation bogart mug.When you're talking to someone about a topic you've already covered (but don't remember covering) and you find yourself being able to complete each other's thoughts.
friend: You would not believe what happened to me!
guy: What?
Friend: So I was running this morning when all of a sudden the craziest thing happened!
guy: Did you get attacked by a dog??
friend: YEAH! Whoa, did we already talk about this?
guy: Oh yeah we did, just had a moment of conversation déjà vu
guy: What?
Friend: So I was running this morning when all of a sudden the craziest thing happened!
guy: Did you get attacked by a dog??
friend: YEAH! Whoa, did we already talk about this?
guy: Oh yeah we did, just had a moment of conversation déjà vu
by i3247 September 8, 2015
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