College Girl Syndrome is the event in which your significant other through high school eventually goes to college and becomes a whore. This usually encompasses most women due to the low morals of todays society. In most cases it begins when you and the love of your life go to different schools, and then you find out she's being gang banged by the local rugby team or some shit. I feel as though the sudden influx of dick as the leading cause. It has had a proven success rate of around 85% thus far.
John decided to go to Michigan. Mary decided to go to Michigan state. One night at a party, Mary got college girl syndrome and worried about not getting enough penis. She eventually broke up with john to become common street trash
by T-bagnus April 4, 2009
Get the College Girl Syndromemug. Known for its abundance of boring-ass jazz music, preachy/irrelevant messages tagged onto the end of speeches by teachers at assemblies, and stupid community events. They try and make Christianity seem cool and trendy, and they waste their student fees on cafe's and community centres that students can't use. Most of the teachers are hopeless and you may as well send your kid to hell for 14 years, they'll probably find that more enjoyable. And less fucking preachy.
Person 1: Do you know Carey Baptist College?
Person 2: You mean the preachy jazz school?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 2: You mean the preachy jazz school?
Person 1: Yeah.
by CareySucks666 June 17, 2018
Get the Carey Baptist Collegemug. by 3525646263446 March 20, 2022
Get the St Kevin's Collegemug. ntc is just a load of fucking weird things, the british spelling of "hell" a place where tons and tons of chavs gather to hug each other on the playground. most of their names are robbie, morgan or cameron. they are too thick to be considered "humans" they are more closely related to a horse-fly due to their intelligence. Be careful what you say since anything you say will become a thing around school and ruin your life :) teachers can be assholes of course but hell, thats anywhere. there are some good ones, tehcnical is who you gotta be weary of...
by Prof. Meowingtons Excellence September 6, 2018
Get the northfleet technology collegemug. The school that caused me sixteen years of erectile disfunction.
One man even described the school as "The worst Fucking Shit show ever" - Principal Phil Mathews
I farted violently on the staircase near M22 and now everyone calls "shardass"
Shout out to phillip hill, the best musician. I want him to have my fucking babies.
One man even described the school as "The worst Fucking Shit show ever" - Principal Phil Mathews
I farted violently on the staircase near M22 and now everyone calls "shardass"
Shout out to phillip hill, the best musician. I want him to have my fucking babies.
(at hailsham community college)
Person one: holy shit is that shardass
Me (shardasss): Oh no i just sharded again in my baby blue tighty whitey pantaloons ltfgvccvhtucrdgsh mkvnjed fzaey hb
Person one: holy shit is that shardass
Me (shardasss): Oh no i just sharded again in my baby blue tighty whitey pantaloons ltfgvccvhtucrdgsh mkvnjed fzaey hb
by shardass July 9, 2021
Get the Hailsham community collegemug. The biggest shithole you'll ever step into!!!!
If you go to this place you'll want to kill yourself instantly.....
STAY AWAY
If you go to this place you'll want to kill yourself instantly.....
STAY AWAY
Boy: what school you go to??
Girl: Lalor secondary college....u?
Boy: AGHHHH YOU GOT RABIES GET AWAY FROM ME FREAK
Girl: Lalor secondary college....u?
Boy: AGHHHH YOU GOT RABIES GET AWAY FROM ME FREAK
by Tittytittytittyfuck November 8, 2009
Get the Lalor Secondary Collegemug. a school in churchlands, perth in western australia, this school has mixed emotions, sometimes very including and accepting of you, but sometimes it could be worse than facebook after an episode of game of thrones
by JK Y THO? May 13, 2016
Get the newman collegemug.