cock-blocked

Friend who maliciously prevents the act of getting booty.

At the club, Patrick was about to get Bianca's phone number, when Al (ie the Closer) cock-blocked him by telling her Pat’s a nice guy… that lives at home… with his parents.

by Man Law7 February 14, 2007

cock in the ass

Set of words having somewhat of the same meaning as "Pain in the ass" except much worse.

I just failed my history exam. Damn, that's a cock in the ass.

by A1LColtrane May 9, 2004

soft cock

Someone who is weak or lacking essential masculinity

Gee that Michael in the toolshop is a soft cock

by jigsaw666 April 8, 2008

Hard Cock

A Hard Cock is something that is inserted into a tight vagina (preferably) and is rammed inside and out of this lovely work of nature. If its hard go get blown ;)

Suzziiieee sucked my hard cock this morning Bill.

head dick sex Suzie

by MilkyyyYum January 16, 2011

gobble cock

a bitch with a huge nose who puts dents in your stomach while blowing you

your ho is a major gobble cock

by twisted dick September 4, 2003

cock spray

when you jack off or have sex then try to take a piss and you cant aim where you trying to piss

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

cock in the mouth

A derogatory term used to express one's dislike for someone. Definitely not something to be said around the family dinner table.

Hey cock in the mouth, where's my John Tesh cd's? Yer momma wants to listen to it while I spank her............

by Boss Hog July 31, 2003