Claude

To be a treacherous sack of horseshit who no-one can rely on

Man 1: Did Tom really ditch us for that other group?
Man 2: What a fucking Claude.

by Alois Trancy's Ghost February 20, 2019

cloudin

to describe someone who is stoned.

dont bother him, he's cloudin.
wtf are you cloudin?

by aka the drizzle September 22, 2006

Cloudybon

Cloudybon is a mental state where your rational behaviour and judgement is affected by your horniness. 'i had cloudybon' roughly translated is 'my boner clouded my judgement'. Cloudybon is what makes you fuck a fat ugly girl, or cheat on your wife, in the heat of the moment.

"I'm sorry i cheated on you and fucked your sis but i had cloudybon'.

"I wouldn't normally link that fat bitch but i've got cloudybon so i've just got to stick it in ANYTHING".

"That's a cloudybon girl." (you'd only fuck her when you're really horny already.)

by bananamilkshakefiend October 30, 2009

Clouder

A vape

Hey imma need your clouder dude.

by Scootertrout February 23, 2017

Morning clouds

n. Che clouds that block out the sun just enough in the morning to piss you off and make you not want to go out and enjoy the day. They look overcast enough to bring caution of rain, but never get to that point. Sometimes these clouds may last into the afternoon and even the next day, or they could come in early from tomorrow and ruin today. When current morning clouds react with future or previous morning clouds, the end result is always thunderstorms.

Arrone: Ahhh man looks like those morning clouds are here to ruin the beach day...

Stu: Hmm... I think I recognize those from yesterday, we should bring umbrellas to the beach it looks like.

by Arrone Curr June 6, 2010

hit the clouds

apparently, to orgasm.

"Did you hit the clouds, baby?"

by ohyouknow21 March 21, 2009

Claudia Shaw

an extemly gorgeous girl. you have to do a double take when she walks bye. her eyes will creep their ways into your heart. shes a wonderful listener and will Always be there for anybody. she neive and very trusting and tends to get hurt way to often from that. She is in everyway perfect. she has the reputation of a nice, innocent, fun loving girl. but once you get to know her better you find out she has a bad side. she can seduce any man with just one glance. her hair is never perfect but always suits her and she free-spirit ways.

shes delicate like a flower and needs to be taken care of with love and support.

she has the most beautiful lips, soft and kissable.

any man that is with her will think every moment. "how did i get this lucky?"
girlfriend material

boy 1:did you see claudia shaw today?

boy2: i want her to be mine

boy 3: i didnt know angels existed till i met her

boy 4: shes mine. i will do anything to keep it like that to

by Abby Thomas December 19, 2012