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Blue Moose Clap

Blue Moose Clap (BMC) is an STD that is easily contracted. BMC can be contracted by saliva or other bodily fluids. If you think you are infected with BMC tell someone immediately. Symptoms show up anywhere from 12 hours to 3 days after being in contact with the STD. Symptoms include, but not limited to, Urine that may appear in a blue hue. It can look light blue or dark blue. Another symptom of BMC is swollen genitalia. It can also be hard to urinate while infected with BMC. BMC is a lifelong std, which means you carry it forever. Symptoms may last for up to two weeks.
Oh yeah, I heard Blake got Blue Moose Clap from that brunette chick.
by DaDeborah$ November 4, 2025
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clap

thy clappedge of thy cheeks otherwise referred to as the calppedge of thy shaft
howdy my homie i would like to clap thy cheeks
by jackysmacky4206969 October 23, 2019
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Clapped

To describe a fatneek after a boxing fight
JJ you fatneek you clapped mate. Just allow it fam.
by Jjhasnodick August 5, 2022
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Malian Club-Clapping

Malian Club-Clapping is the act of inserting metal beads into ur urethra letting them loose. Then swing ur hog like a propeller to rattling noise, also use ur dong to slap people, animals, objects, etc. to make a maraca affect
Yo remember that time you hit the Malian Club-Clapping when we did salvia
by Sealvester November 15, 2025
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National Clap Anyone Day

National Clap Anyone Day is on June 11th, on this day you can clap anyone without permission but if they are 14 or younger that is not allowed and you will be sent to prison.
Him: “Hey did you know its National Clap Anyone Day?” Her: “No” Him: “Ok bend over and be quiet”
by a guy named Aaron April 18, 2020
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Iron Clap

A women with a muscular vagina and also has a gnarly case of gonorrhea.
Person 1: Hey man did you ever fuck that chick?
Person 2: Nah man she had an Iron Clap I wasn't going near that!
Person 1: Sorry to hear that.
by Born At Walmart January 12, 2016
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Clap Those Cheeks

Another word for literally demolishing and crushing somebody.
Peter: I need some support guys, it feels hard rn.
Ash: That’s what she said
*everybody laughs*
Peter: BITCH IMMA CLAP THOSE CHEEKS GET OVER HERE
by Membean Magician March 18, 2022
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