Albuquerque ass clap

When a woman bends over in the downward dog position on the bed but instead of sliding it in you grab her ass cheeks and slap them together very fast and hard to the point she face plants on to the mattress in order to stop you

Kristi won't talk to me no more because after our date last night I gave her the old Albuquerque ass clap

by Domphuckery September 27, 2025

Clap back

You know how in the early 2000's there were a bunch of jokes about parents using their kids vernacular unironically and it was corny and sad. That's what the whole western world is now.

Honestly, I would feel worse about the clap back is I didn't know it was coming from some fat lesbian or a child Murder who's future consists of nothing more then cleaning up after filthy cripples without ever actually doing anything for anyone in their worthless lives.

by Hym Iam December 4, 2020

Clapped

Meaning Extremely Ugly
Used as an insult in the UK, in Britain and London

Yo dude Ariana Grande's clapped

by shakeeeeeeeeeeeeee June 5, 2022

clapped bat

Ugly person who thinks their good looking (blind to their ugliness)

Oi you Chantel your a clapped bat style

by Samantha_olaf February 11, 2022

And everybody clapped

Synonym for “I call bullshit”, used specifically against anecdotes you think are fabrications. Originated from a cliche when telling such stories on the internet, where the ending is usually along the lines of “Karen got arrested and everybody clapped”.

Bob: And then, the annoying customer was arrested and his kids were taught a lesson-
David: (Interrupting) And everybody clapped, right?

by E hates Q February 21, 2023

Clapped

The act of getting so stoned you feel as if the weed smacked (clapped) you in the face.

“Nigga, last night I was so clapped I was about to jump off of a skyscraper.”

“I’m more than fucked, I’m clapped.”

by Tupac and Biggie May 26, 2019

Shit in your hand and clap

A phrase that displays disdain, anger or frustration.

Scout from Team Fortress 2: What the hell is you guys' problem?!
Some guy: Shit in your hand and clap.
Scout from Team Fortress 2: But then I'll have shit in TWO hands!

by ChickenBiscuits27 January 22, 2024