clam vent

The air gap between a ladies inner thigh.

Damn, bro your girlfriend has a nice clam vent. She must work out a lot. I bet her pussy don't stank at all.

by MON icker December 18, 2013

Louisianana Clam Chowder

When a girl/guy goes down on you and you cum in there mouth you shoot a dab of Tabasco sauce with it.

You just got a " Louisianana Clam Chowder".

by BigDaddyTank57 January 28, 2015

shucking the bearded clam

The act of inserting ones fingers into the hairy vaginal orrifice of a female. Usually two to three fingers are inserted, although, depending on females' orrifice diameter, more fingers may be necessary. Normally fingers are held in a hook style position and rammed in and out at a pace intended to pleasure said female and aid her in becoming moist.

Jim and Eric where discussing the activities of the previous night.

Jim: Dude, that party was crazy last night! I

Know you were totally wasted. I saw you

disappear with that chick at like 3am.

You hit that son?
Eric: Yea dude it was awesome, i took her in

back room and smashed it. She was

ready to go after I got done shucking the bearded clam.

Jim: That's what's up man! So the puss was

nice and hairy Huh?
Eric: It was hairy, but I was too far gone to give

A fuck. I just needed to drain my balls.

by FairladyZ February 4, 2015

clam exam

When a male checks out the downstairs/vagina of a female.

He was checking out her camel toe aka clam exam

by JoeCook February 11, 2015

manhattan clam dip

The creamy white substance that excretes from the female genitalia, mixed with the blood during the females mentral cycle!

Man, I should have don the "Touch and Sniff" before I ate her pussy! I got a dish full of Manhattan Clam Dip!!!

by Manhattan Clam Dip March 11, 2015

clam steamer

A person or thing which a woman finds arousing or otherwise sexually appealing.

"Woah, that guy's a real clam steamer!"
"Mmm, she's really steaming my clam..."

by KevBakesClams May 13, 2015

clam dusting

When you finger a girl and then sniff the fingers to see if the girl is palatable.

My buddy Colin is clam dusting Julia to make sure the puss is ready for a good dive.

by James brown funk July 18, 2015