Chinese b&e

A form of break and enter in to a home when blind folder, the aim of the game Is to steal as many items as possible from the home while not taking ur blind fold off.

Person 1: Fuck mane I’m broke again

Person 2: Don’t worry I got u I been into Chinese b&e

by Masticspastic April 22, 2023

chinese lime

squeezing a lime in ur penis then participating in sex

wow look at him he’s doing the chinese lime

by jeruseleim May 6, 2023

Chinese Liberal

Someone who wants to live in a communist state but rejects calling it communism. This person wants everyone else to be forced to do all the work and do no work themselves.

Jon is upset because he doesn't want to do anything and wants everyone else to be forced to pull their own weight. Jon is a chinese liberal.

by saralipsy November 29, 2023

Chinese Water Torture

When two guys stick their dicks into a Chinese finger trap. The ensuring stimulation makes pre cum leak out edging them but they are unable to cum.

I heard Jack and Max were caught doing Chinese Water torture.

by TopHatPenguin November 29, 2023

Chinese Cape

When and individual stretches their ballsack out and wrap it around the shaft of their penis, leaving the head exposed at the top.

I met my wife by walking up to her at a bar lifting my shirt and showing her my Chinese cape.

by Johnpringle December 1, 2023

Eight-Legged Chinese Man

The Eight-Legged Chinese Man is an Urban Legend that's been passed from Chief to Chief in local tribes, It is said to hunt down commoners who are new to both Sun and Moon Gooning Rituals, especially to the ones attempting the said ritual without a license. It is also believed to make galloping noises as it approaches it's prey. There isn't enough research collected about this bizarre creature in the Indonesian Archipelago.

Soup: What the hell is an Eight-Legged Chinese Man? I could probably chase it off with some of my Dip.
Doo: The "Man" you mentioned just now is a very dangerous and endangered creature, now if we're planning on doing some Gooning with the boys WE HAVE TO BE PREPARED.

by The Horny December 1, 2023

Chinese consulate

A fun place where teens go to hang out and relax.

Example 1:
Teen A: What should we do this afternoon?
Teen B: Let’s go stand in a line at the Chinese Consulate.
Teen A: What an exciting and wonderful idea!

Example 2:

I hope the Chinese consulate approves my expensive visa application.

Example 3:
I typed this while standing in a line at the Chinese consulate.

by Nice_marmot December 6, 2023