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organ blender

A motor cyclist who is convinced that he is invincible and rides at maximum speed at all times. It is only a matter of time before he liquidises his internal organs in a major accident.
Jeez, did you see Steve on his CBR? That dude is a real organ blender, a waste of good kidneys if you ask me.
by Tube Alloys September 8, 2017
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Fender Blender

The act of giving a blowjob while someone is driving or operating a vehicle. Known by guys as a sign that a girl is really into you.
She must be really into you after giving you that fender blender.
by tedcruztwitterpage September 19, 2017
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faceless blonde

Girls with blond hair and nobody cares about their face or identity.
She's not speaking to me and that makes me think Penny must've faded from her mind, turned into some faceless blonde just passing through, like so many before.
by LazyEva January 15, 2018
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James Blond

The genius and sassy character created by online author Leo Robertson. She is badass, low-key annoying, and the world's best example of a sidekick, personal assistant, and frenemie. She's got a clever answer for everything, and she's a sore loser when it comes to competition. Has the mouth of a sailor, and will swear at you faster than you can pull a trigger. She's a hater, she's a lover, she's a damn machine gunner.
She's a beauty, she's a grace, James Blond will punch you in the face.
by spillthedamntea May 4, 2018
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dutch blonde

when you give a girl a dutch oven and she likes it... then asks you to do it again. then you give her a dutch dildo which she uses till it melts.
i gave my gf a dutch blonde... she's so stupid!
by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018
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tender blender

A housewife who has purchased a new electrical appliance and she is somewhat timid in first using it, afraid that she might break it into tiny pieces.
A friend of Jamie Oliver was telling him about some tender blender in Manchester.
by Jewish madam August 9, 2018
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House Blend

A mix of all of the miscellaneous fluids and solids left after an orgy.
Carl passed out early and was left to deal with the house blend in the morning.
by Potato Crunch May 20, 2018
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