beer laundering

when your contribution to a beer cooler is of shitty quality and not up to par of present beer in said cooler. yet you think you're in.

"hey, what the fuck are you doing, you beer laundering muther fucking piece of shit???" why do you put natty ice in with sam adam's and expect to drink good beer?

by kalua salad bar. May 22, 2010

Beer Sponge

One who volunteers to drink fallen soldiers

Look at the Beer Sponge, he just chugged 10 leftover beers.
What a champion.

by Ebon 101 July 16, 2014

Beer Season

The time of year when it's cold enough that you can leave your beer outside if there's not enough room in the refrigerator or cooler.

Guest: "There's no room for my beer in your fridge."

Host: "Dude, it's Beer Season, just set it out back."

by Naetron77 February 6, 2013

Beer Floozy

A woman who has had multiple beer brands and breweries in her portfolio. Willing to engage and impact brand owners for improvement and consumer delight.

Rebecca has worked at so many breweries, and has traveled all over the world sharing her beer knowledge. She's a total beer floozy.

by craftbeerwanderer December 13, 2021

Vendredi Beers

friday beers, with a silly french twist. When you're chatting with your buddies about meeting up for drinks on friday. Vendredi Beers

I don't know if i can do Vendredi Beers tonight because I have to be sane for Sunday Stuff. - John Finguz

by AM3R1CN November 4, 2011

Beer elbow

A trait developed through regularly carrying a drink through crowded bars and parties. This ability allows your elbow to function as a shock absorber or gyroscope and when bumped in to your hand remains stable, thus never spilling a drop of your beverage.

Watch where you're going, my beer elbow is the only reason neither of us are wearing my drink right now.

by GrundleGravy09 May 21, 2018

beer algea

beer algea are little green plant that will grow in your beer if you don't drink it in time. if the algea are left to grow they will develope a consiuosness and kill the owner of the beer.

dude do you know how peter died?

yeah he was sawn in half by beer algea!

by ninjacharles July 4, 2012