Glory Jew

noun.

Derogatory term for someone who, when a group acheives something, attempts to integrate themselves into said group, thus benefitting from the glory of said acheivement.
Guy 1: Oh did you see the game last night? My team kicked ass!

Guy 2: Yeah, I love that team, I've always supported them, you know I was just busy last night...

Guy 1: Oh then how come I've never heard of this before? *gasp* You Glory Jew!
by NumberOneWingman November 14, 2010
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jew-fro

man oh man allison carrot is rockin the jew-fro today
by dave d'estroyer January 14, 2011
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Jew Fest

The term "Jew fest"(alternate spelling "Jew-Fest") can be defined as meaning
<<A confrontation between two persons or groups in which one group is significantly more powerful and the outcome of which is obviously one-sided.>>
This definition can be used in two ways 1)From the prospective of the stronger party the confrontation was easy.
2)From the prospective of the weaker party the confrontation was strongly biased against them.
1)"Man that fight with the new kid was so easy it was practically a Jew Fest." 2)"I don't see why Ricky had to beat up the new kid like that. I mean we all knew he was stronger, so why did he have to go and make it such a Jew Fest?"
by Scarlet_Spectre October 21, 2007
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jew camping

To take an expensive RV, with all the amenities, into the woods and spend the entire time inside the vehicle.
Jew #1: What's the difference between Jew camping and staying home?

Jew #2: What?

Jew #1: No, I was seriously asking you.
by Sam is a Dick October 14, 2006
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jew gold

A bag of gold worn around the neck by a Jew, but only in the South Park universe. Does not actually exist in the real world.
Cartman: Hand over the Jew gold.
Kyle: What gold?
Cartman: All Jews carry gold in a little bag around their necks, hand it over.
Kyle: Jews do not carry gold in a little bag around their necks Cartman.
by Igloo June 27, 2008
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kamikaze jews

when in brooklyn on a day of holiness and the jews with their crazy hats are everywhere
We we in brooklyn and the kamikaze jews were everywhere!
by JP119 November 18, 2007
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Polish Jew

A Jewish person who is of Polish heritage. Often abused for being fat and having no foreskin, the polish jew tends to spend a lot of time at the gym to compensate for his headless snake.
Polish Jews are most commonly called james, or mount vic jew step
by James Jack Shaw November 10, 2010
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