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Amberley 

A voluptuous blonde girl from Texas who is intelligent, sexy and witty. She will charm you out of your pants and convince you it was a good idea.

Caution: Not for the weak of heart or mind!
I talked to Amberley today and she got me so turned on I had to put an icepack on my groin.

Woman, you should be more like Amberley.

Almost sounds like I'm Burly.
Amberley by VanBuren2 January 25, 2009
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abercrombie and fitch 

A store of bad quality trashy clothes that do not flatter anyone. Sure they look good on the manican, but in real life? they look awful. These clothes are awful quality. They rip easily and do not last long. Also, A&F is very expensive. Furthermore, the clothes ar very trashy and ugly. My advice is to go to jcrew or madewell. Slightly more expensive, these stores have better quality better looking clothes. They last much much longer and you look MUCH less trashy in the.
Girl: "I am going to the mall later!"
Girl #2: "are you going to abercrombie and fitch?"
girl 1: god no! I am going to jcrew!

Abercrazy 

A derogatory term used to describe anyone who revels in consistently wearing apparel purchased from Abercrombie & Fitch Co., as well as anyone who goes out of their way to defend the company against any criticism regarding their hiring practices, product quality, hypersexual advertising, customer base specification, etc.

Abercrazies (plural) tend to be very materialistic, high-maintenance and self-absorbed. The typical Abercrazy demographic is covered by upper-middle class Caucasian women ages 14-25, although in recent years, more men and individuals of other age groups and ethnic backgrounds have started to fall under the definition's umbrella.
"I go to high school in the suburbs and it's passing period. I'm just walking next to the women's restroom. Here comes the Abercrazy stampede."
Abercrazy by Nigerian Nightmare January 28, 2010

Abercrombie-Zombie

A person that only wears Abercrombie, is annoying and is a slut
"Jeez, Brenily, you're such an Abercrombie-Zombie!" I told her as she stood glaring at me in her ultra-ultra short-short mini abercrombie skirt.

Abercrombie and Fitch 

i'm seeing a lot of people mentioning that the people who dispise the company Abercrombie and Fitch, are emos and goths who hate everyone they see who wears it. and yet the people who wear it get pissed off that everyone is stereotyping them as preps and prissy rich bitches, so why don't you stop bashing us because we choose to not wear abercrombie. maybe it's not because we can't afford it, or are too fat to fit into their clothing, maybe it's because they are racist, or "an all-american" store as they choose to call it, but just stop saying that we descriminate those who wear abercrombie and fitch even though we don't know them, because just by doing that you are being a hypocrite. i choose not to wear abercrombie and fitch, yes, but that's only because i don't like the company and the way they choose to advertise their products, but that doesn't mean i hate the people who do choose to wear it. if they want to, they can, it's not anything to me.
friend: hey do you want to go to A&F with me, there's a sale i don't want to miss, oh i forgot you don't like Abercrombie, it's okay i won't wear it.
non-A&F friend: oh it's okay, i don't expect everyone to feel the same way i do about Abercrombie and Fitch.

Aberdour 

The best place you will ever go to.
I feel sorry for those who have not been yet.
Situated over the river forth.. somewhere.
It is good yah?
Aberdour is the Effing SHIZ.
Aberdour by Mofo-Tygur August 6, 2007

Abernathy Rule 

The Abernathy Rule states that no matter what public event you attend (concert, movie, sporting event, etc.) there will be at least one idiot sitting around you who will ruin it by making noise, getting drunk, and/or just being an annoying jerk.
That drunk behind me didn't shut up the whole movie, the Abernathy Rule was in full effect.