50 Shades of AIDS

A crude term for an individual with an alarmingly large number of STD/STIs or love bugs, regardless of whether they show signs of them or not.

Shit Monkey: "That whore of a man, Testicle Tim, has slept around so much that he's finally contracted every STD known to man."

Fuckhead Fred: "Hey, he be gots them 50 Shades of AIDS!"

Shit Monkey: "You fucking dumbass, there are way more VDs than AIDS."

by Testostices McSourpenis August 30, 2019

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Ur maid an aids

Ur maid an aids is the best comeback for Ur mom gay, ur daddy lesbian, ur brother ur fiance and Ur granny tranny.
Everytime you say this word you are becoming the comeback god.

Ur granny a tranny, Ur maid an aids.

by HawaiiSalad March 22, 2018

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Bum aids

Aids in your bum

I have bum aids

by Louiecolenso May 14, 2018

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aids race

Where three or more individuals all try to get aids first

"aye yo bro I'm finna kick yo ass in our next aids race"

by Mr.fluffy face May 16, 2018

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AIDs Boy

1. A name you give to a fuckboy after he's gone on a one night stand. After fucking all those women he's most likely caught an STD or aids from one of them.
2. A Guy who has sex with girls without telling about the fact that he has an STD beforehand.

"Brian keeps going on streaks of fucking as many girls as possible overnight. He's becoming an AIDs Boy."
"Tyler keeps having sex with his girlfriend without telling her about his STD..... AIDs Boys piss me off."

by Radical Something May 16, 2018

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AIDS Birthday Cake

A situation so shitty that no matter the outcome you end up being screwed, like a birthday cake that gives you AIDS, doesn't matter what slice you take, you'll get AIDS regardless.

"This is really brutal. I don't know what I'm going to do here, either way I go I'm fucked"
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".

by thewarragulman May 23, 2018

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